ain't nothing but mammals
Bob/Frank/Gerard, NC-17, 2114
Written for Kink Bingo, prompt: wet and messy/dirty

Frank-in-Heat fic, by request of spuzz, who has all the best ideas.

( You fucking jizzed yourself all over him, did he just keep singing? )

Yesterday was pretty much the awesomest day I've had in...weeks, definitely! It was the best non-event driven day in recent memory :D My b-bud, Haitlin, came up from Racine to visit me! (The icon on this entry was very specifically chosen, because she is the Eric to my Pam. Or possibly vice versa? Either way~)

We went to Uno's for lunch, since it turned out she COULD chew (as long as it wasn't burnt chicken!), and then to Best Buy so I give my sage approval to the laptop she's considering, and then to the mall! Where we went into pretty much every store, so now I know that apparently red/black and yellow/black plaid and ruffles are in this season! Since we saw the exact same thing in every store! GOLLY! We went to the Godiva store where they gave us chocolate covered strawberry samples, which, of course, meant that I HAD TO BUY THEM (chocolate covered strawberries are one of my few ironclad weaknesses...I will have them at my wedding). Medium strawberries were BUY TWO GET ONE FREE (EEHEE) so I got 3 of those, and the lady was like "Are you set up to get free chocolate?" and I was like ...nooooo so she set me up! I'm a Godiva Rewards member now! I got to pick anything I wanted out of the case for freeeee! I got one of their limited edition mint-chocolate chip truffles and oh god it was one of the greatest things I have ever had in my mouth. Try them if you get the chance to! We also got lemonade and pretzel sticks from Auntie Annie's, and then we went...TO THE OTHER MALL! Where we did pretty much the same. I found a dress that I fell in love with

( Love, I tell you! )

And after malltrolling, we split a teriyaki chicken over Japanese fried rice at the food court. The chef, after serving a really bitchy woman, seemed very pleased to see us, and he did some cool flips with his spatulas. Then we came back and hung out at my house for a little bit, and then she had to go :( But she might come back in a few weeks for my birthday and a Lee Pace fest, and then maybe to go to the zoo! :D I need to see her :( Because she's going to be abroad all year :( (Damn you, Disdainbrook!)

so cosmo says you're fat
Gerard/Frank, R, 885
Written for Kink Bingo, free space: feeding

I wholly and entirely blame spuzz for being a terrible enabler. Also, you should read this, because if you don't, we're going to write an essay about why you should like fic where Gerard wants his Frank to be round and cuddly! This is set in the same universe as the NYE ficlet, btw, though before babby

( I'm making this, and I'm making it vegan, and you're going to eat it and like it. )

I'm sorry bbs ♥ I've never been very into Panic fannishly or musically, but I can't imagine how much it must suck /o\ I hope everything works out!

...otherwise I don't really have anything to say. Watched Slumdog Millionaire and Inkheart today, ate some cookies and went to Cracker Barrel. Tomorrow, donuts and planetarium!

down to midnight
frank/gerard, pg-13, 593
Written for Cliche Bingo, prompt: kidfic
For spuzz ♥

It was New Year's Eve in a movie I was watching, so. Here's Frank and Gerard and their little girl on NYE.

( Whatever, it's not my fault she loves me best )

Second day of the family daycations is complete! Yesterday I went to the Zoo and saw all the cute animals! There were the most adorable bb birds that looked like little black flurry ping pong balls on tiny stick legs! The Mexican Beaded Lizards were getting it on! The special exhibit let me feed parakeets and cockatiels and have them land all over me! On the way out, Juj and I bought ice cream cones and the dude who was working the stand totally checked me out, and I mysteriously ended up with the biggest ice cream cone in the universe (it was like, a quadruple scoop, that shit was insane)! My feet/ankles were killing me, but it was a fun day!

Today we went to Lambeau Field, home of the Packers, aka one of the main reason my dad breathes and the namesake of our dog. As a casual football fan (casual here meaning I hear the GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOOOO from the other room during football season), it was actually really cool. The field was recently remodeled, and we got to go up to the private box suites (the ones that cost $168k a year) and down to come out the tunnel the Packers do at the start of a game. They had a recording of the announcer and the crowd screaming playing as you walked through the tunnel, so it was actually really exciting :DDD Took a bunch of pictures, might post some later. Then went to Two Rivers, WI, the home of the ice cream sundae! Ate at a diner, then went to the historical house where the first ice cream sundae was served, and...ate an ice cream sundae! It was called a Volcano, and was vanilla ice cream with marshmallow topping, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, nuts, and a cherry :9 A++ delicious technology, would nom again!

Tomorrow is movie day, and Tuesday is the planetarium, so that will hopefully be thrillivating as well. Sorry for being a shitty commenter/whatever, I just kind of sit here clicking tiredly /o\ you can always IM me to chat or do word wars or whatever, I'm madhatterdru and we should be frands :D

Lol, so I just wrote about 2k of random original fiction. It's sort of vaguely Victorianaesque? I suppose? I don't even know, it's just interesting what pops into my head when band boys are not involved.

( Woohoo read it! )

Posted a concert/fest recap and a cliche_bingo ficlet under the cover of darkness~, in case you don't want to backread your whole damn flist to know if there's anything you're interested in!

I am clean and have a new icon which I love :D Hurrah! Working on a couple different things, hopefully they'll come to fruition soon

Actual reason for posting: Happy birthday spuzz! :DDD You're awesome! Prompt prompts if you'd like a birthday ficlet, or pairing pairings for something on my Kink or Cliche bingo cards :)

Lol latest because I'm lazy! But I had an AWESOME time at Summerfest on Sunday :D My bffl and I went down there to see The Airborne Toxic Event. We shopped (I bought an ear cuff! And a purse that has David Bowie looking sexily dubious on it!) and then hung out at the 102.1 stage (local alternative station) to get good seats. They were doing their ~Emerging Artist~ Showcase, so I saw some fun new bands that I wouldn't have seen otherwise! The Elusive Parallelograms were pretty cool, but they dimmed massively when compared to The Shackeltons. Seriously, if you guys get a chance to see this band (they're from Pennsylvania, I believe) DO IT. They have a song about a man searching for his love in the Chicago fire and one about a "lady pirate, who we will call a piratess" and an insane amount of energy. They got in trouble--pre-show for apparently trying to pick the foliage they strew across the stage inside the park, then for jumping off the amps, and then for throwing things into the crowd. I caught a flower though! It was really fun :) I didn't have enough cash left to buy any of their merch, but the lead singer signed my David Bowie purse. The next band was Kingsfall, who were decent, but didn't have the same showmanship. I caught one of their drumsticks!

During this period in time, the 102.1 staff dudes were wandering around, and since bffl and I were sitting 2nd row center, they came over to us and were like "Hey, who are you here to see? ...you want to meet the band?" So we got Meet&Greet! Unexpectedly! But awesomely! I've never done one before, and I was afraid it would be awkward, but it was great! The station gave us posters to get signed, and the whole band was super sweet. The drummer complimented my Bowie purse, the lead singer doodled on my poster while I was waiting to move to the next person, and the bassist high-fived me and pulled the drumstick from Kingsfall out of my purse to ask the drummer about the "weird coating" and be music nerdy (he then banged the drumstick on the table and went :D IT WORKS! :D) They were super friendly, and I got everyone's autograph, and then bffl and I had our picture taken with all of them :D

Of course, by this point, the first headliner, Cage the Elephant was setting up, and the place was PACKED. Being a complete and utter dumbass, I had left my original purse (after putting all my money and stuff into Bowie) at our seat after asking the girl next to us to save them for us. Shit /o\ I had to sneak back in through everyone standing on benches and got beer dumped on me /o\ But I got my purse back! Which is good because when I was checking to see if anything had been taken, I noticed that my driver's license was in there /o\ I HAVE THE DUMB. But all was well! Bffl and I had Coldstone Creamery for dinner, I bought a Summerfest shirt to change into, and when Cage the Elephant ended we busted ass past all the people leaving and scored fifth row seats after not even being in the seating area \o/

The show itself was awesoooooooome. I wasn't actually super crazy about the band before seeing them (I'd only known one song and got the album when bffl said she wanted to go see them) but they were AMAZING. If you haven't listened to them, DO IT! There isn't a song I don't like on the album, and they were even better live. Some are gorgeous and some are super boppy and fun! And everyone in the band is totally attractive and talented and loldorable! AWESOME! Bffl said it was the best show she's seen since U2, better than Springsteen (this is a huge thing from her--she bought a Springsteen purse from the lady I bought Bowie!purse from). I got home safely! With awesome loot! And awesome memories!

...*bows*

promised you'd lay flowers on my grave
Bob/Gerard (Brian/Gerard), NC-17, ~5k

Warnings: D/s, breathplay, waxplay, biting, poorly/non-negotiated D/s scenes, mentioned alcohol abuse

Written for turloughishere for Sweet Charity -- thank you so much! Thanks also to drown_thecity and cool_rain_kiss for the betajobs! Title and cuttext from The Airborne Toxic Event's "Something New."

Follow-up to Framed to bend (the "petsitting" fic). What happens after the story, and a little bit of what happened before.

( I'm always trying to get the details right, I remember when you told me you felt saved )

Happy birthday onneonlights! I just realized that your username is not oneononelights :D! I hope you have a fabulous day, and if you have a prompt you'd like, or if you want to pairing pairings for my Kink or Cliche Bingo cards, I'll do my best to get you something ♥

I'm off to Summerfest today (what is that? why, it's only the world's largest music festival held right here in Milwaukee!) with my beffie! We'll be hanging around during the day and staying to see The Airborne Toxic Event tonight :D EXCITEMENT! I hope I don't get too badly sunburned /o\ I'll give you the full breakdown tomorrow~

drag me to hell (I know, I know, I love puns, shut up)
gabe/william, nc-17, 815 words
Written for Kink Bingo, prompt: cross-dressing
For rhombal ♥

( The thing is--the thing is, William doesn't actually go in drag. )

say please
frank/mikey, nc-17, 679 words
Written for Kink Bingo, prompt: begging
For fictionalaspect ♥

( So what, is it like, a manners thing? )

Happy Birthday rhombal! I hope you have a great day bb ♥ If you want to request a fic, or pairing pairings for one of my Kink Bingo prompts, please feel free! :D

Thank you so much to everyone who's read and commented on my BBB! It's the longest fanwork (and the longest complete piece) I've ever written, and I was super super nervous about it, so I'm thrilled that people are enjoying it :) I'll be going back to respond to all the comments soon, but I wanted to put out a general thanks :D

I really don't think that there's anything I can say about the current warnings wank that hasn't already been said by much more articulate people, so all I'll say is this: it's entirely baffling to me that anyone would put anyone else's emotional health below the effort of giving a few words of warning. I can't think of any reason that an author can in any good conscience refuse to consider common triggers when posting. This isn't a matter of "artistic integrity" (and whether there is any "artistic integrity" involved in pornfiction is a totally different discussion), it's about common decency and understanding. I've always been against any kind of "fandom police" feeling, that people can't write exactly what they want to write. If people don't like something, they can not read it...but they can't not read it if they're not presented with the facts first. Everyone deserves to be forewarned, no exceptions.

The second one (or: Adventures at JerseyCon)

Band(s): My Chemical Romance
Pairing(s): Bob/Gerard, minor Frank/Brian
Word Count: 20,359
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, sex and language
Summary: Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there's more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he's so earnest, it's not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

Author's Notes: Thank you so much to emcay for the beta, and to everybody who let me complain about this fic, my (fourth!) final attempt to write something for BBB this year.

Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content

Fanart: Art by spoonmeathere

Fanmix(es):
Fanmix by fayemeadows